Je suis (going to) belgique. Je suis american. Je parle franglais (french english).
Okay, okay, J'ai some learning to do. J'ai un month (is month femine?) this time.
Wow, let's make that a lot of learning to do.
I'm heading to Belgium for duex birthdays. Les filles sont trente (can't spell 30. 'eng pronunciation: traunt') anos (now I'm speaking espanfranglais "spanish french english" unless anos is also years in french). They might be pissed I called them girls?
Okay, let's speak only english now ... I'm not very good at that either.